What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is Pampano safe to eat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do I get off Paxil?